So I went out trick or treating with the little kids tonight. First time in years that I've gone. We pulled in a decent amount of loot too. Weather was the shits but it's Alberta, what can you expect. However, some fucktards decided to ruin our evening by jumping us on the way home and stealing our candy. They shoved Becky into a hedge, Ian onto the road, knocked me to the ground and got Catherine from behind. They got her bag and tried to get mine but I wouldn't let go of it. Jerk dragged me a good six feet before he let go. The guy that got Catherine's bag ran through someone's front yard and the other guy came around for another run at us. If we hadn't been so worried about what he'd do, I think Ian and I would have hit him with our candy sacks.
But Ian got most of the license plate for the truck they drove off in and we told the cops about it so there's a cruiser out looking right now. Plus my brother Matthew and a couple of guys that my mom told. I'm just pissed that they had to sink so low as to steal candy from little kids. This has spawned the notion that I need to get myself a whoopass stick of some form and classes on how to use it properly. Should prove interesting if I follow through with it.















Quote of the day:

73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.


Things you CAN'T do in an RPG!