Would whoever is in charge of fates or destinies or what ever, do me a really big favor and FUCK OFF! I'm sick of you screwing with my life and my head! Go find somebody else to play mind games with, you ass. Fuck you. And while you're at it, quit fucking with Josh's life too. Just leave us alone.

Well, I found out why my fridge smelt so odd lately. Turns out I had a little pack of strawberries that got shoved to the back and were now growing winter coats. Now that was nasty. Threw those out and now the fridge smells fine. I have a really bad habit over forgetting about food.... Need to write myself post-it notes or something.


Quote of the day:
"Why thank ye, Jack."
"You're welcome"
"Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack."
Barbossa and Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean

It's Alive!!!!! Sort of.... *ahem*
Ok, so everybody's probably looking for an explanation for the lack of updates. And that would be... Well, I forgot to make them. So there you go.


Quote of the Day:
Evil Overlord List
Item #104
"I will instruct my guards when checking a cell to look for the chamber pot. If the chamber pot is still there, then the prisoner has escaped and they may enter and search for clues. If the chamber pot is not there, then either the prisoner is perched above the lintels waiting to strike them on the head with it or else he decided to take it as a souvenier(in which case he is obivously deeply disturbed and poses no threat). Either way, there's no point in entering the cell."


PS. I love JDHS III