Well loyal readers(that I know are just a figment of my imagination.... but anyways!), much has happened these past few... is it days or weeks? Whatever. On with the show. So I've moved, again. Now instead of Screendoor in the wind, Alberta(translation: Rimbey) I am now living in Eggville(Vegreville). This town's claim to fame is that it is the location of the world's largest Pysanka. Now I know you're all sitting there, scratching your heads and going "Wtf?!?" So I explain! A pysanka is a Ukrainian Easter egg. Really, they're pretty cool and interesting little works of art. This one however... Well you know what? I'm just gonna get the stats from the town's webpage. Please hold... *insert the usual boring music-ish stuff here*
Right, I found it. So here goes the story of Vegreville's Egg.
Erm... Apparently I can't just copy/paste it. Guess you get to read it via a link.
Pysanka
Hopefully that works.
Now what boggles my mind is that every year these people have a festival in which the egg plays a central role. What is this? Some sort of pagan ritual to worship the thing? Do they bring offerings and sacrifices to it? "Oh mighty Pysanka, we beg of you to bless our harvests this year. Please accept this virgin girl as a token of our gratitude." Note to self: Do NOT disclose current sexual status to co-workers in case this scenario is true.
Also, I've been told that a couple towns in the surrounding area are home to the worlds largest Ukrainian sausage and the largest perogi. These people have way too much spare time, me thinks.
Really though, it's not a bad place, decently sized and I'm only an hour from Edmonton. Needless to say I think I'll do pretty good here. My new place is really great. Bigger than the last. It only took about 6 hours to get all set up thanks to help from Mom, Dad and my aunt. Unlike my Rimbey apartment, this one actually looks and feels like a home. Dad and I put up some pictures in the living room as well as some of my posters. If I had a digital camera that worked(little keychain one has gone missing) I'd take some pictures and post them. Maybe some day.
But I've got some pasta sauce to attempt making and some exploring to do. Adios.
Quote of the day:
"'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.' A quote by Freidrich Nietzche, a man who obviously never tried to move a piano with a hangover." - Lorne Elliot