Monday, November 15, 2004

I can't feel half of my right cheek. No wonder the dentist recommended soup until the freezing wears off. I could probably bite through my cheek and wouldn't know for two hours. or until blood loss made me dizzy...





Quote of the day:

Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

Monday, November 08, 2004

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Allow me to introduce you to one of the most effective methods of torture there is on the face of the planet. What is this vile procedure, you may ask? Well I present to you.... The Song
Enjoy.


Quote of the Day:

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Monday, November 01, 2004

Well crap. I forgot to post on Halloween. Actually I've just plain been forgetting to post at all. Meh, you have to have something to talk about to post on a Blog. And trust me, when you work in a warehouse not much happens for you to talk about. Unless you count falling off a shelf and catching your leg on the steering wheel of your cart. Made a nice bruise. Let's see.... what else? Oh yeah, bought a new CD. Maroon 5's Songs about Jane. And I'm not so patiently waiting for Nov. 11th so I can go buy the new Rammstien CD. Of course it's already been out for roughly a month overseas. *shakes fist* Oh, and I finally managed to find more of my blue hair stuff. Much happy now.






Quote of the Day:

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

Friedrich Nietzsche