I promised Eddie I'd post this so here goes.
Technically I think this happened... last night. Uh... Sunday night. There that's better. Ok.
Well I was on the phone with Eddie, another one of our long calls. But I was also on my computer. Now I was feeling peckish so I toasted up a bagel and put cream cheese and raspberry jam on one half, then cream cheese and chocolate spread on the other. Then I put it one a plate and carry it to my room and set it on my bed. Go back to kitchen, get glass of orange juice, come back to bed room. I'm still on the phone of course. I set the juice down and see that one of my buddies is back online to I sit down to type him a message. Right on top of the bagel! I sat on my bagel!!!! "Damn it, I was gonna eat that." Ed: "What's going on?" "I sat on my food." Ed: *insert gutt busting laugh here* I'm never gonna live this one down. So now the ass end of my sweatpants has raspberry jam all over.

Side note:
Today walking home from work I had something fun happen. Let me set the scene for you. I get off work roughly around noon(worked the late shift), change to my street clothes and wander out the door to home. Now for me, my clothes are almost all black so pretty much every day I have something black on. Today it was a baggy black t-shirt and my black cargo pants. Now I'm also wearing headphones, have my sunglasses on(clip ons. i wear glasses), backpack is on my back and I'm strolling down the street with my shoulders kinda hunched up. Halfway home I hear this whistling. I look up and there's these two girls walking down the other side of the street. One of them grins and waves. So I stand up straight, glare and pull my shirt tight. I've never seen anybody's face go that red. It was great. The fact that the t-shirt reads "Please Do Not Disturb. I'm already disturbed enough." probably didn't help things.


Quote of the day:
The meek shall inherit the earth; after we're through with it! }:)
"The geek shall inherit the earth."

So about that sleep time I had mentioned...
I had my shower, scrounged up some food. Life was good. Checked my mail, caught up on the web comics and hit the hay, fully intending on getting up at about 7 pm or so. Yeah that plan went real well. I wake up it's getting darker and darker outside and I'm all "Wha??" *rubs sleep from eyes* "...the hell bloody time is it?" Crawl to end of bed and check clock, which was supposed to have gone off shortly after seven. It's like.....11 damn something o' clock. Talk about over sleeping your alarm. Check again, well no... I guess I didn't over sleep. I somehow managed to shut it off without falling out of my bed, or onto the computer. Which is an amazing feat for me considering my Dex score. And what makes this all the more bad was that Jenos and I had scheduled a role play session for earlier that evening. Like around the original time I was suposed to be awake at. So now I feel bad. JENOS, I'M SORRY!!!!! Please forgive me?


Quote of the day:

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Update time.
First off, I have a cramp in my right arm, up by the shoulder. I blame this on all the bloody donuts I had to pin out this morning and yesterday morning as well.
Second, my thumb still hurts. I was gifted enough by The Lord of Death and Pain(1) to reopen that damn cut. And of course I got all sorts of fun crap in it.
Third, I've got tomorrow off and I get to spend it cleaning. It's time to sweep, vacuum(sp? i hate that word.), wash the tub and bathroom sink and do the dishes. Plus laundry. Happy time Toby? I think not. Alas it is something that must be done. I mean, sure I can put it off longer and longer, but that's going to come back to haunt me. Probably in the form of something developing civilization in my fridge. So I clean house tomorrow.
For now however, I am going to shower and rid myself of the layer of fryer grease and flour that is coating my skin and hair. Yes, lovely mental image isn't it? After that, I will check my mail and then it's crash and burn time for a few hours.

Laters people.




Quote of the day:
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours." Wesley - The Princess Bride.


(1) Reference to Mercedes Lackey and Rosemary Edghill's character, Aerune mac Audelaine, dark Elven lord of the Unseleighe Sidhe from the books "Beyond World's End" and "Spirits White as Lightning"

Okay, so to start this post off....
OWW!! PAIN PAIN PAIN!!!!!!!!! !*@&^%@(*&^(*@#^$*&^@%!^%$$*^@*^*&%!%!!!!!!!!!!
Today just sucked. And I mean sucked. I swear there is some deity out there who is watching me and laughing their ass off. My response to that? Fuck you!!! Just FUCK YOU!!!!
I pulled yet another 8 hour shift with just one damn break. Seven and three quarter hours on my feet. Now combine that with flat feet and you have a lovely recipe for pain. My feet now hurt enough that I can barely walk or even stand. Let me tell you, showering was fun. This was also due to my encounter with the cookie scoop at work. Last half hour of my shift, I'm washing the dishes and I find the cookie scoop. There is now a half inch long section of my right thumb missing. I quite literally ripped the side of my thumb open. Add that to the paper cut just below my left thumb, which seems to be infected. Have you ever tried to shower when you can't stand and you're doing your damnedest to keep open cuts on your hands free of soap? IT DOESN'T WORK!!!
So now here I am, tired, sore and hungry. Feh, I'm going to go find something to eat and then watch a movie or maybe pass out asleep. Whatever.






Quote of the day:
The way to a man's heart is six inches of steel through his ribcage.

Otafestin' for the day tomorrow! Make with the bishies!!!!

Edit:

Yeah, ok.. the Otafest never happened. Events wree somewhat as follows: "Corwin, Calgary's south of Red Deer right?" "Yeah, why?" "Oooooookay..... goin' ta Edmonton." "....." "You wanna hit the mall?" ^_^

Note to self: Never, ever again drink the dregs from the coffee pot at work. Not when it's been sitting there for about four hours, perking merrily. I made the mistake of doing that today. I've been awake for ......26 hours and counting, and thanks to that coffeee, I'm wide fucking awake!!! Normally by now, I'm about ready to pass out from sleep deprivation, but no.. I had to drink that coffee. On the plus side, maybe now I can finish watching Full Metal Panic. Hm.. maybe not so bad after all.







Quote of the Day:

"Hello there, the angel from my nightmare. The shadow in the background of the morgue." I Miss You - Blink 182

So I went and took a look in my sink today and I swear one of the plates waved back at me. This is perhaps a sign that I should do my dishes more often? It also appears that it's laundry day today as I can no longer fit clothes into the laundry hamper. I've managed to wear almost every set of whites that I own, 9 or 10 sets I think, there's three towels in there that I know of and my favorite hoodie absolutely reeks of stale bread. Also, I'm out of clean socks. So I think the better part of my sleep time is probably going to be spent cleaning and washing clothes. How fun.





Quote of the day:

"I call it blood. I suppose you would chalk it up as 'grafitti'"

Officer Albright(sp?) - The Crow